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Sat, 03 May 2003

Journalist makes OS engineers obsolete

I suppose a lot of us "amateur journalists" get to make weird proclamations regarding journalism, so why not?

Nick Petreley, tech journalist extraordinare, has solved the software installation problem Debian people (and certain other apt users) don't know they have. It's simple, really: just write a packaging system that allows software to install on any distribution of Linux, quickly, without conflicts or "package hell" or special dependency resolvers like Debian's apt.

This miracle is to be created by somehow combining some of the ideas of the current dynamic linker (except better), some of the ideas of Gentoo (without the time-consuming build step), and some of the ideas of the "ltdl" library from GNU libtool (except, again, better). He drops a teaser at the end of the article that implies that he'll have all the answers in the next article.

Wow. Who needs engineers when you have journalists?

This article is kind of like me commenting on reporting the news by saying something like "hey, if only journalists would just report the truth, they'd have far fewer problems". (Hi, Mike!) Well, duh. Reporting the "truth" is the hard part.

Similarly, Petreley reduces the software installation problem to its hard parts and then punts: "just solve these little problems, and we're cool". It's really easy to write articles that imply that we engineers are too stupid to think of such an easy thing, especially since no one will expect him to actually produce working code. Sorry, he can't; he'd love to raise the dead and heal the sick, but he's got this column deadline, you understand?

Just to be fair, the problem I want to see him solve is this: how does he write a dynamic linker that can either predict the future or write missing code on demand?

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